It's a dirty job but someones got to do it 
So open up your ass so I can look into it 
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find 
When you ram your fist up a person's behind 

Cavity Search on the side of the road 
I'm almost positive I'm breking a code 
But I'm the one who's in control 
It's my job to search your hole 

With a rubber glove pulled on my fist 
I search your every orifice 
Probing you with icy tools 
I search for drugs and stir your stools 

Cavity Search on the side of the road 
I'm almost positive I'm breking a code 
But I am here to protect the souls 
Of the people who pay me to look up prisoners holes 
So drop'em 
Spread'em wide 
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me 

It's a dirty job but someones got to do it 
So open up your ass so I can look into it 
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find 
When you ram your fist up a person's behind 

Cavity search by the side of the road 
I know damn well that I'm breaking a code 
But I am here to protect the soules 
Of the people who pay me to look up your hole