Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 

I got the call at 3.33 
I arrived at the scene 
It was a masonic conspiracy 
You don't know what I mean 

Crystal meth lab raid 
Was the scene of my shame 
All my skin got burned away 
Now you know my name 

Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 

All their planted evidence 
Was 911 around me 
Exploded in my face 
Hot as 33 degrees! 
Bad Mason, Bad Cop 
I was really mean 
All my skin was burned away 
No time to scream 
I was once a human being 
Just like you and you 
Now I'm in a drippy mess 
My face was turned to goo 
I want vengeance on the ones 
Who burned me black and blue 
But I know I'll never touch them 
I guess you'll have to do 

Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh 
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